Kitten MIttons
December 2nd, 2009 by tgmaniac
Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME? Is your cat constantly stomping around, driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons. Finally, there’s an elegant confortable mitton, for cats! I couldn’t hear anything. Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny, or an in-between? That doesn’t matter, cause one size fits all. Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Pattys Pub, we’re the hooooome of the orignial Kitten Mittons. MEEEEOOOOOWW.
